January 2010
December 2009
Fuck:
I just overcooked my ramen. I need to watch Tanpopo like 7 more times then try again.
Yo Gmail, why can’t I sign in?
– Email me when you’re back. K, bye.
jessiebarber:
jessiebarber: WTF, surprise? Looks like I’m meeting the cutest fucking guy ever for a beer in a couple of minutes. Uhhh. I don’t even know what to do with myself. Literally, this man has the best beard I’ve ever seen. But he’s a nice guy — friend of a friend — so I can’t try anything stupid. Hmph. joshualeather: thanks! :)
Creeper, creepin’ on my Tumblr. FML.
That’s rich.
Down on the Farm, an Endless Cycle of Animal Waste... →
Just a warning Tumblr:
My blog is going to become a visual masterpiece.
Bitch, I’m married to the game and I love my wifey.
NYC in Last Place in Happiness Rating -... →
Hate to be the one that told you so.
franki the pug →
(via david)
I know how that feels:
txtsfrmlstnght: (904): I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I was just reading a Christmas Gift Guide:
and the editor suggested a pig for a Christmas present. Yes, a live fucking pig.
Go fuck yourself; Christmas is three days away.
i’m like, chill out freckles mcgee
– the situation (via ccbayer)
86:
Hollywood.
I-90 AK-47 Shootout Video Released
Where’s Trooper Schrader and his 9?
Dear TV Execs:
Can we 86 this Eminem Christmas commercial? K, thx!
Nine Months of Christmas | Starbucks
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by Doug Langworthy, coffee quality manager
Is it that time of year again already? Time for our stockings to be hung with care and our cups to be filled with Christmas Blend? Indeed, it is. Christmas comes early to the Starbucks coffee tasting room. Every year we begin the process of putting together the current year’s version of this customer favorite in March, when we taste samples of all of...
For John Madden, at 73, the Game’s Still On -... →
Madden, said: “I still have a passionate love for the game, but when I retired from broadcasting, I didn’t have a place to put it. Now I do. I wasn’t going take a hike and eat cheese while the games were on.”
Dear Starbucks:
If I go in and you don’t have gd Christmas blend brewed one more time, I’m going to lose my gd mind.
'Out West' at the Autry examines the history of... →
First Fridays @ Natural History Museum
downtownlobby:
Its that time of the season again, where indie and local bands take over the Natural History Museum in exposition park. The entire lineup has yet to be announced but we already no who you can expect for the first two rounds of the monthly concert series. On January 8th Atlas Sound and the Tune-Yards will be first up to bat to shake things up, and then on February 5th Yeasayer...
My To-do List 12/15/2009
Parking Tickets (incomplete, but information processed)
Collections from AT&T (Turns out I don’t owe them shit — surprise)
Oil change
Bank deposit
Buy coolant
Buy a Christmas tree (9ft Doug’ Fur with Rebar Combo)
Decorations (see Parking Tickets)
Buy a rug
Call B of A for $50 referral bonus (Office is Central Time)
Register for classes at SMC (left message with...
New Washed Out Video - “Belong”